literally no bigger dweeb that i know who could beat out steve's status as one. he's alright, just needs to loosen his tie every now and again. i do appreciate him having my back and all, hate to just randomly kick the bucket on his watch — he'd be so damn guilty. (oops, language.)

been through a lot together but not enough, apparently. he'll choose an ex-popscicle over anyone else: better keep that in mind before getting too close to him. he'll stab you in the back with your own knife if it's to save that asshole. i understand wanting to keep your friends close, especially the ones you thought were lost but i didn't realize that mean goody two shoes would be bending the law to do so. just how far we fall when the odds are stacked against our "friends," huh?